Free & full access

One price, once, and it is not a subscription

Everything about playing the game is free, so a child can be handed a link and just play. What costs money is everything about playing it with the people you choose.

Free

$0Forever. No card, no trial, no timer.

  • Every map, every mechanic, the whole game
  • Practice matches and public online matches
  • Earning Kitty Coins — banked and never reset
  • The three starter cats
  • Seeing the whole shop, with prices
  • You are given a name like guest23455599
  • No private rooms, friends, or spending
Start playing

The rule we will not break

Your coins are never taken away

A free player earns coins from the very first win, and that balance is banked and never reset. If you try to spend before unlocking, the game says “Your 480 coins are saved! Full access lets you spend them.” — and then it keeps them.

Only the winner is paid

100 coins for the win, plus 12 a knockout. Nothing for second. A prize for losing is not a prize.

Cosmetics never affect play

Not one item in the shop changes a single combat number. A cape is a cape. There is no pay-to-win here and there will not be.

No loot boxes

You cannot buy a random chance at anything. Every price is written on the item, and you walk up to it and read it.

The shop

What the coins actually buy

A hat is one good match, so a first session ends with something to show for it. A legendary cat is a run of wins. Something to buy today, and something to want for a fortnight.

ItemWhat the game says about itCoins
Ball CapWorn backwards, obviously.60
ShadesFor cats who have seen things.80
Party HatEvery match is a celebration.100
Golden SMGThe same gun. Considerably shinier.120
Red ScarfStreams behind you when you pounce.150
Reading GlassesSurprisingly intimidating.180
Purple CapeDoes not grant flight. Looks like it might.220
Old Man CatThrows a cane that comes back to him.250
Midnight SniperMatte black, for cats who take it seriously.300
Serious CatStares. Things that are stared at stop being well.400
Ugly CatHurts to look at. Literally.600
Handsome CatSo good-looking it is a weapon.900

Old Man Cat is listed at 250 but is also the one thing that can drop free after a win — roughly a one-in-four-hundred roll.

Play it before you buy anything

The free game is the whole game. Decide about the $12.99 afterwards, or never.